Hand out the Cookie Jar?

Yesterday was the Raw Deal Run. It was the first run I did when I moved to Montana. Hard to believe I've been in this state over a year! The race was gorgeous. Cool crisp weather with no wind so really perfect running weather. The year before was hail, sun, wind, rain, craziness. Yesterday my time was 41mins almost my fastest time!!!! I got third place in my age group, (there were only 3 in my age group but hey!) I also won some anti-chaffing gel in the raffle. I felt like I went slow, so maybe next time I'll be under 40 mins!

On the drive home I heard this on the radio yesterday and I REALLY thought someone had bought a spoof Jack Sh*t had made up. BUT no this is a song by Gym Class Heroes about a guy who can't stop cheating. Makes me feel silly saying I HAD to eat another cookie when this guy compares it to being adulterous!

I like girls

They like me

They look so good

In they're satin jeans

Want you to be the one

And my only

I want be faithful

but i cant keep my hand out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands

Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my

Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my

Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

You see I got this problem

I need help tryna solve it

Cos meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie whore

You can hide them, Imma find them, on the counter, in the closet

And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate

My girl be setting booby traps

To catch me eating Scooby snacks

I left crumbs in the bed once

But I told her I was through with that

She still don't be believing me

And I guess that I'm cool with that

But I got a sweet tooth, that'll never come loose

And the truth of the matter is.

I like girls,

They like me

They look so good

In they're satin jeans

Want you to be the one

And my only

I want to be faithful

But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands

Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my

Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my

Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos

And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them

Butter Pecan Puerto Rican,

Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians.

Hazelnut Brazilians,

Macadamia Caucasians,

Double stuffed or thin mint

It don't matter you getting it

Cos I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose

And the fact of the matter is.

I like girls,

They like me

They look so good

In they're satin jeans

Want you to be the one

And my only

I want to be faithful

But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands

Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my

Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my

Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

I'm a monster for these cookies

I'm a beast for they're treats

An animal for they're crackers

Head to feet they so damn sweet

Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my

Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.

And then you have it haha

I tried my best

I went to cookie anonymous

I guess I'm a failure

I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but,

It is what it is